BIZ ON THE LOOSE
Shocking new evidence reveals a dangerous criminal is on the loose. This criminal goes by the name “biz”. (@its__biz).
5'8, blue eyes, dark curly hair. At this early stage in the investigation, it’s impossible to assess the true extent of their transgressions. However, preliminary reports include a wide array of charges including murder, grand theft auto, espionage, insider trading, and cyber security threats.
All evidence remains classified at this moment so as to protect those involved and deter copycats. At this time, we advise people to remain indoors if possible and avoid walking alone at all costs. We cannot predict their next move.
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